Congratulations, You Read the Abstract

And no, lesbians are not uniquely abusive.

The internet loves a shitty statistic, and the lifespan of those statistics is a fascinating thing.

What begins as a careful, considerate paragraph in a journal article becomes a guy with an AI-generated profile picture blasting off from his keyboard: “Actually, studies prove...” I would know, because I’ve been on the receiving end of one of those troubl…